"I putt, therefore I am"--Descartes practices his putts while Thomas Aquinas, uncharacteristically out of habit, relaxes. At back, Avicenna and Simone De Beauvoir banter about the distinction between essence and existence.

The living room attracts several modern philosophers, including John Locke, Immanuel Kant, and Voltaire.   Friedrich Nietzsche's lastest batch of homemade übermensch beer keeps everyone in a jovial though no less philosophical mood.

In the kitchen, Spinoza, Bertrand Russell, and Averroes suspend their epistemological discussion with Hildegard of Bingen for a quick snapshot. Looks like Nietzsche's already been here with the beer....