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- Training Day: Red blood on blue
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- fancy meeting you again .... "Serendipity" 2 stars
- Harball Movie Review 3.5 stars
- Last Castle Movie Review 3 stars
- Kat Review: Corky Romano 3 stars
- Kat Review: Monsters, Inc. Three Stars
- BN review of K-PAX. Three Stars.
- Kat Review. Riding in Cars. 3.5 stars.
- Kat Review. Shallow Hal. 3 Stars.
- BN Review. Riding in Cars. 3 stars
- BN review of Harry Potter. 3.5 stars.
- Kat scratches Harry Potter. 2.5 stars.
- BN reviews Mulholland Drive. 4 stars.
- BN reviews Spy Game. 3 Stars.
- BN/KN review of Behind Enemy Lines. 2 stars.
- BN lukewarm review of Ocean's Eleven. 2.5 stars.
- Kat pans "Not Another Teen Movie." 2 Stars.
- BN/KN on "Fellowship of the Ring" 4 Stars.
- The movie critic says Thanks! And tells his story...
- Cruisin' Out of Control. Vanilla Sky. 1.5 stars.
- Web sites for movie buffs.
- No split verdict on "A Beautiful Mind." Four Stars.
- Kat gives "Snow Dogs" two biscuits
- Brent and Kat praise Black Hawk. 4 stars.
- A Walk to Remember, a cliche to forget. 1 star
- The joy of meddling. Amelie. 4 stars
- Gosford Park, 4 stars. Tenenbaum, 2 stars.
- Damaged goods. Collateral Damage, 2 stars.
- Interior landscape. In the Bedroom, three stars.
- Anti-war, pro-soldier. We Were Soldiers. 3 stars.
- Dry Wells. "Time Machine." Two stars.
- Dr. Strangelove meets Captain Hawkeye. Three Stars. Myrna Loy
- Hitching on Hitch: Murder by Numbers. 2.5 stars.
- Changing lanes, changes lives. 3.5 stars.
- Spider-Man, amazingly not a spider-fluke
- Eight-legged hero. Spider-Man 3.5 stars.
- Broken Vows. 3.5 Stars for "Unfaithful."
- Attack of The Clones, Worth it's weight in Gold
- Cloned is right. Star Wars 2: 2.5 stars.
- Lesbian romantic comedy. Kissing Jessica Stein. Three Stars.
- The Brains of War. Fears: two stars. Enigma: three stars.
- Astonishing: A four-star teen sex movie.
- Fast forward into the past. Minority Report: 3 stars
- Windtalkers - ONE star
- Deeds. Daughter three stars. Dad one star.
- Much Ado about Worms. MiBII: 2 stars
- Hurray for Ya Ya. 3 stars.
- "Signs" of intelligence. 4 stars.
- 20,000 leaks under the sea. K19: 3 stars.
- Surfin' and snowboardin' - fun, but mindless.
- Detectives in Diapers. Spy Kids 2 = 2.5 stars
- Through adolescence darkly. Altar Boys - 3 stars
- XXX - 5 Stars - Awsome Movie
- Hey, Mom, were you really a Groupie? Banger Sisters, three stars.
- Reese's pieces not very tasty. "Alabama" 2 stars
- Tastes good, but less filling. Red Dragon 3 stars.
- Tracking the Transporter. Two Stars.
- Spiderman!
- Love Springs Eternal: Three Stars for Tuck
- Elegant Pottery and fun, too. 4 stars for Harry Potter
- Bond market rebounds. 2.5 stars for Die Another Day.
- Total Eclipse of the Heart Butte. Slaughter Rule 3 stars.
- A familiar but satisfying Enterprise. Star Trek 3 stars.
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding a Hit!
- Take this job and shove it. Two stars for Two Weeks Notice.
- Big Fat Greek Movie Success.
- Helena's favorite movies: Myrna Loy's top 10.
- Building a script using writer's blocks. Adaptation. 4 stars.
- Spy versus Spy. Recruit two stars.
- Secrets of the Fifties. Far From Heaven, Four Stars.
- The Hours. Four Stars.
- Americans invade ... on the screen. Tears of the Sun. 2.5 stars
- Down that lonesome highway. About Schmidt 3.5 stars
- Conscience amidst bruality. The Pianist, 4 stars.
- A big bad bug ruins a hunting trip. Dreamcatcher, 2 stars
- Hey, Dude, where's my grenade? Basic, 1.5 stars
- Marvel-ous Mutant Power. "X2" three stars.
- Home on the open range. 3.5 stars.
- Taming Montana. "Northfork" 3.5 stars.
- SWAT the bounty hunters. 2.5 stars
- A four-star "Biscuit"
- I don't want to look like mom! Freaky Friday, three stars.
- Once Upon A Time...
- Immigrants at risk. Dirty Pretty Things, 4 stars
- Stealing some dad/daugther time. Matchstick Men 3 stars
- Middle School Nightmare. Thirteen, 4 stars
- Rock 'n roll. Rundown, 2.5 stars.
- Old coots and lazy lions. Secondhand Lions 3 stars.
- Changine Lanes. Tuscan Sun, 3 stars.
- Ordinary life, extraordinary movie. American Splendor, 4 stars.
- Texas Chainsaw Massarce
- Loving and leaving. Lost in Translatio, 4 stars
- All's bad that ends bad. Runaway Jury. 2.5 stars
- Old tricks, new tricks, Matrix. Scary Movie 3 - 2 stars
- Making Radio waves. 2.5 stars.
- Be a man, my son: Hug a bear. Brother Bear, 3 stars.
- Not really revolutionary: Matrix finale, 2.5 stars
- Suspicous minds. "Mystic River" - 4 stars.
- Tall ships at war. "Master" 4 stars.
- Christmas Spirit. "Elf" 3.5 stars.
- Polluting Seuss. Cat in Hat, 1 star
- Fallen "Samurai." 2.5 stars.
- Never home alone. Stuck on You, 3 stars.
- A crowning achievment. "Return of the King" 4 stars.
- Daughter likes Mona. 3 stars.
- Dad lukewarm on Mona. 2.5 stars.
- Lust, actually. 3 stars.
- A bloody Odyssey. 3.5 stars for "Cold Mountain"
- Sex and the single senior. "Gotta Give" 2.5 stars.
- Sci Fi for dummies. "Paycheck" 2 stars.
- Daddy, can I borrow Air Force One? 2 stars.
- Exquisite sadness. House of Sand and Fog, 4 stars.
- Fixin' up the past. Butterfly Effect, 2.5 stars.
- Miss November has wrinkles. "Calendar Girls" 2.5 stars
- Champagne on ice. "Miracle", 3 stars.
- Irish immigrants. In America, 3 stars
- Forgive and forget. '50 First Dates' 2.5 stars.
- The brave heart of Jesus. 3.5 stars.
- Terrifying tricks. Monster, 3 stars
- The model maid. 'Pearl Earring," 3.5 stars.
- Paneful mystery. Secret Window, 2.5 stars.
- Naked FBI agent. Taking lives, 1.5 stars.
- Price of Power. Fog of War, 4 stars.
- Don't mess with grandma. Ladykillers, 2.5 stars.
- Forget this Alamo. 1.5 stars.
- Erasing painful memories. Sunshine, 3 stars.
- Ticked-off Bride. Kill Bill 2, 3.5 stars.
- Punisher
- Growing up quickly. 13 going on 30 - 2 stars
- Monster Mash. Van Helsing 2 stars.
- Homer with the bases empty. Troy, 2 stars
- Plump and proud of it. Shrek 2, 3 stars.
- Weird Science. Day after Tomorrow, 2 stars
- Fine piece of Pottery. Azkaban, 3.5 stars.
- Diesel-powered junker. Riddick, 2 stars.
- Bring me a beer, dear. Stepford, 2.5 stars.
- Ultimate flight delay. Terminal, 3 stars.
- Fundamentally funny. Saved!, 3.5 stars.
- A delightful web. Spider-Man, 3.5 stars
- Politics, disguised as research. 9/11, 2.5 stars.
- R2D2 cops an attitude. 'I Robot', 3 stars.
- Bourne-again spy. 3 stars.
- Sunrise, sunset. "Notebook," 3.5 stars.
- Quayle hunting. 'Manchurian', 2.5 stars.
- Cruisin' for a kill. Collateral, 3 stars
- Your duty or the cutie? 'Princess' 1.5 stars.
- Deep in the heart of Cole Porter. 'De-Lovely' 3 stars.
- An island of innocence. 'Village', 2.5 stars.
- Honey, where's the boat? 'Open Water' 3.5 stars
- Beware the pawn. 'Hero', four stars.
- Baseball movie grounds out. "Mr. 3000" 2 stars
- The forgettable 'Forgotten': 2 stars
- In the line of duty. 'Ladder 49': 2.5 stars
- Inside the huddle. 'Friday Night Lights' 3.5 stars
- Perky politicians. 'Silver City' 2.5 stars
- Ghosts 10 Ghostbusters 0. 'Grudge' 2.5 stars
- Mid-life tango. 'Shall We Dance' 3 stars
- Chain-linked destiny. 'Saw', 2 stars.
- Pixillating Pixar. 'Incredibles' 3.5 stars.
- On track towards Christmas. Polar Express, 3 stars
- Plump and proud of it. 'Bridget Jones' 2.5 stars.
- Ray never sang the blues. 'Ray', 4 stars.
- A Kranky clunker. 'Christmas Kranks', two stars
- It's a Wonderful List: Best Christmas movies ever.
- Twelve is less than Eleven. 'Ocean's Twelve' 2 stars
- Unfortunate casting. "Unfortunate events" 2.5 stars
- Hot, sweaty and boring. "Closer" 2 stars
- Tight fitting genes. "Fockers" 2.5 stars.
- Brent's Top 10 movies of 2004
- Kill the Messenger. 'Kinsey" 3.5 stars
- The birth of art. "Neverland", four stars.
- Souls, not soles. "Coach Carter", 3.5 stars.
- Hit the road, Jack. "Sideways," four stars.
- Bashful billionaire. "Aviator" 3 stars
- Finders, losers. "Hide and Seek" 2 stars.
- Weaving with a camera. "Flying Daggers," 3.5 stars
- She coulda been a condender. "Million Dollar Baby" 4 stars
- Bug out, Satan. "Constantine," 2.5 stars
- Faces of Genocide. "Hotel Rwanda," 3.5 stars
- Stressed out single mom. "Ring Two" 2.5 stars.
- Camping out in Bombay. "Bride and Prejudice," 2 stars.
- A pain in the Bullock. "Miss Congeniality 2", 2 stars.
- Priced to Sell: Amityville Horror, 2 stars.
- Ho hum thriller. "Interpreter" 2.5 stars
- Sock it to Chopsocky. "Kung Fu Hustle" 3 stars
- Melting Ice Cube. "XXX" 1.5 stars.
- Thumbs down to thumbing. "Hitchhiker's Guide" 2.5 stars
- Praise God and load the catapult. "Kingdom of Heaven" 3 stars
- Stupid teen tricks. "House of Wax" 2 stars
- Not bent like Beckham. Kicking and Screaming, 2.5 stars
- Mommie-in-law dearest. Monster-in-Law, 1.5 stars
- How Darth lost his way. Star Wars III 3.5 stars
- Complex souls in crisis. "Crash" 4 stars
- Summer Movie Preview 2005
- Love and Grace. "Wedding Date" 3 stars
- Is the movie over yet? "Are we there yet?" 2 stars
- Reviewing the Cinemark Theater
- Meet the Manager. Cinemark's Kevin Miller
- Nice guy finishes first. "Cinderella Man," 4 stars
- Skateboards and Blue Jeans. "Traveling Pants: 3 stars" & "Dogtown" 2.5 stars
- Brad and Angelina make a killing. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2.5 stars
- Holy summer hit, Batman! "Batman Begins" 3.5 stars
- Locklear's lonely life. "Perfect Man," 1.5 stars
- Dying for a good meal: "Land of the Dead," 3 stars.
- Every Witch way but loose. "Bewitched," 1.5 stars.
- Ticked-off Tripods. War of Worlds, 2.5 stars.
- Hoops and Hormones. "Rebound", 2.5 stars
- Great DVD
- Camping with Superheroes. "Fantastic Four" 2.5 stars
- Wrinkles in time. "Howl's Moving Castle" 3 stars
- Being scared, the Asian way. "Dark Water" 3 stars
- A Wilder and Weirder Willy. "Charlie and Chocolate Factory," 3.5 stars
- Hit men and pretty misses. "Wedding Crashers," 3 stars.
- E-male seeks E-female. "Must Love Dogs," 3 stars
- Mission improbable. "Stealth," 2 stars
- Teens flex muscles. "Sky High" 3 stars.
- Foul balls, foul mouths. "Bad News Bears," 3 stars
- 'Rocky' road to fame. Hustle and Flow, 3.5 stars
- Good ol' boys, bad ol' movie. "Dukes of Hazzard," 3.5 stars.
- Grimm and bear it. "Brothers Grimm" 3 stars.
- Mind if I sit here? Red Eye, 2.5 stars
- Let's get Audi here. "Transporter 2", C+ (2.5 stars)
- The Devil in disguise. "Exorcism of Emily," three stars, "B"
- Not exactly disarming. "Lord of War" B-
- Burned by old flames. "Broken Flowers" A-, 3.5 stars
- A grave affair. "Corpse Bride," A-, 3.5 stars.
- Reese's pieces: taste great, less filling. "Just Like Heaven," 2 stars, "C"
- Smooth takeoff, rough landing. "Flightplan" 2.5 stars, C+
- A country girl can survive. "Unfinished Life", "B", 3 stars
- A sunken treasure pageant. "Into the Blue," "C", 2 stars
- Major insights in a minor key. "Saraband" "A," 4 stars.
- Hedging bets - and losing. "Two for the Money," C+, 2.5 stars
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